Friday, February 28, 2020

10 Things A Divorced Man Can Do On His Own, Despite Ex-Wife’s Claims

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1. Eat a balanced meal.

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That’ll show Gayle.

2. Locate his own head.

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See, Gayle! It’s right there.

3. Book Flights.

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I didn’t need to fly there, anyways. I prefer the open road!

4. Fix something.

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Think you can fit all your emotional baggage in here, Gayle?!

5. Dress himself.

 

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It’s called “fashion forward”, Gayle. Learn about it.

6. Meet new people.

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This is Joelle and Nickolai. They’re the best. They don’t judge me like Judy and Jeff did.

7. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

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So what if I binge-watch 10 eps of “House of Cards”?  I’m a  G**D*MN grown-up!

8. Drink less.

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It’s all a big nothing.

9. Have dinner at the table.

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I don’t have a problem. YOU have a problem.

10. Feel feelings.

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See…I FEEL!  I…Gayle, if you’re reading this…PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!
Article by: J. Claude Deering > Twitter

 

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