10 Things A Divorced Man Can Do On His Own, Despite Ex-Wife’s Claims
1. Eat a balanced meal.
That’ll show Gayle.
2. Locate his own head.
See, Gayle! It’s right there.
3. Book Flights.
4. Fix something.
Think you can fit all your emotional baggage in here, Gayle?!
5. Dress himself.
It’s called “fashion forward”, Gayle. Learn about it.
6. Meet new people.
7. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
8. Drink less.
It’s all a big nothing.
9. Have dinner at the table.
I don’t have a problem. YOU have a problem.
10. Feel feelings.
See…I FEEL! I…Gayle, if you’re reading this…PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!
Article by: J. Claude Deering > Twitter