New Use For Your Awesome Childhood Beanie Baby Collection.
All good things must come to an end, even when it comes to your old beanie baby collection.
You spent your entire childhood caring for your beanie babies: nurturing them, keeping them safe in their plastic case, and making sure even the tiniest stitch didn’t damage them. Now that you’ve sadly realized your old collection won’t make you rich, it’s time to say goodbye to your favorite ’90s fad.
Even though you’re all grown up, there are still plenty of ways to enjoy your precious beanies. Whatever you choose to do, just don’t bend the tags.
1. Turn them into faux taxidermy decor.
Beanie baby hunting season is on.
2. Build a stable.
Animals need their own space, even beanie ones.
3. Keep your dashboard cool.
It’s so much cuter than a sun visor. Just be sure to take them off the dashboard before driving.
4. Decorate your tree.
May your holidays be merry, and laden with the bodies of dozens of bean-filled creatures.
5. Build a chair
Surround you self in adorable, beanie comfort.
6. Wear them as a fancy hat.
A fine accessory and a good drinking buddy, too.
7. Make a neck brace.
They’re so soft and cuddly, you’ll feel better in no time.
8. Wear them as a fashionable dress.
Who cares if it makes you look like the Cruella DeVille of precious childhood memories? You look awesome.
9. Lend some money to the later generations that will never be the originals.
It’s time for them to start investing — just like you did in them.
They just need your love. You can’t possibly get rid of these floppy creatures.