24 short sayings that are hilarious and extremely wise.
Sometimes it’s best not to over think things. Here are 24 sayings that are hilarious and will stand the test of time.
1. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die – Albert King
2. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it – Anonymous
3. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning – Anonymous
4. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do – Walter Bagehot
5. Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years – Anonymous
6. Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad – P. D. East
7. I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway – Anonymous
8. The road to success is always under construction – Lily Tomlin
9. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits – Albert Einstein
10. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature – Dave Barry
11. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you – Joey Adams
12. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too – Anonymous
13. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see – Anonymous
14. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite – Anonymous
15. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried – Anonymous
16. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing – Emo Philips
17. I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing – Socrates
18. It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose – Anonymous
19. To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you – Anonymous
20. Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met – Anonymous
21. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories – Anonymous
22. The best revenge is massive success – Frank Sinatra
23. The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat – Anonymous
24. He who laughs last didn’t get it – Helen Giangregorio
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